All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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