If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
soo... how was my night?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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