Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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