Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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