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I bet he comes in French.
It's Friday. Sex?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
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What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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