ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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