Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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