im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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