Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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