so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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