Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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