so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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