I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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