Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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