it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Someone came in the potted fern
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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