He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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