Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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