Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I would ride that face into the sunset
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