ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I am naked and annoyed.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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