we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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