you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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