Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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