thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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