Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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