I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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