I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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