is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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