By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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