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this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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