i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize