So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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