oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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