So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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