It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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