Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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