I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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