with your own penis?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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