My hand turned me down
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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