Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I fill condoms, not promises.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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