It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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