yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
love makes seman taste better
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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