Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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