Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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