Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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