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the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.

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(215): the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says. http://tfl.nu/scvs

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he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..

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(586): he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today.. http://tfl.nu/ftkb

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The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..

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(630): The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning.. http://tfl.nu/4rfg

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You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.

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(214): You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet. http://tfl.nu/ajf1

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(614): View more from Ohio

Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...

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(614): Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write... http://tfl.nu/09db

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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."

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(412): Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes." http://tfl.nu/8fia

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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.

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(210): She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college. http://tfl.nu/uhbq

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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.

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(972): About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised. http://tfl.nu/d2m0

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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.

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(937): Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule. http://tfl.nu/t3gw

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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.

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(847): The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome. http://tfl.nu/h8r4

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I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.

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(559): I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface. http://tfl.nu/l63d

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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?

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(330): It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period? http://tfl.nu/rj9s

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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way

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(203): He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way http://tfl.nu/eve3

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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?

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(540): I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present? http://tfl.nu/y1uu

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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.

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(765): soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it. http://tfl.nu/zcm9

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