the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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