quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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