Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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