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I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.

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(978): I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud. http://tfl.nu/nbnf

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You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.

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(410): You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone. http://tfl.nu/z0lf

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I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience

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(908): I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience http://tfl.nu/4oik

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So how was last night?

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Let's just say I danced with the devil

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Huh?

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I'm going to Hell for sure

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(310) So how was last night? (1-310) Let's just say I danced with the devil (310) Huh? (1-310) I'm going to Hell for sure http://tfl.nu/oh5v

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omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.

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(562): omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever. http://tfl.nu/2p77

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There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.

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(404): There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man. http://tfl.nu/gtt8

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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it

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(404): we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it http://tfl.nu/n2gi

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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?

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(609): How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone? http://tfl.nu/ubfa

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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro

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(215): You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro http://tfl.nu/bhdm

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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry

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(715): I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry http://tfl.nu/qzk6

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Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place

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This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded

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Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood

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(402): Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place (402): This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded (402): Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood http://tfl.nu/jep5

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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!

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(415): Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM! http://tfl.nu/lg7j

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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake

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Who the fuck is this

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(561): Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake (1-561): Who the fuck is this http://tfl.nu/nqou

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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face

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(571): Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face http://tfl.nu/2tes

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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.

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(360): I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box. http://tfl.nu/hoaw

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