so let's talk penis.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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